Our destination is pretty remote so internet access is unlikely. Thus I leave you with this special post in honor of the frosty weather and my attempt to grin and bear it!
If I were an animal these are the reasons why I would be a bear....
As a bear, you get to hibernate. You are robed in a massive coat of fur and do nothing but sleep through winter. Skip the cold, I could deal with that!
Prior to hibernating, a bear is supposed to eat themselves stupid. I could deal with that too!
As a female bear, you birth your children (which are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake to partially grown cuddly cubs. Again I could deal with that!
As a momma bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if your cubs get out of line you swat them too. Another attribute I could deal with.
If you are a bear your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
And did I mention you get to hibernate through winter?
Yup, I'd definitely be a bear!